Gods Out to Lunch

Talked to God the other day, he said "what's on your mind Son". I s said, "Father, ain't seen you around much lately where ya Been". "Oh Ive been here and there just about every where, Ive been up and down even all around,but lately son, Ive been out to lunch, I'm just tired of dealing with you bunch".

I said "well whats on your mind Father". He said, "you know I sent you down the rule, book and all the rules, I even sent ya my only son, but all you want to do is pick at each other, for this and that, I'm just tired of you bunch".
Talked to St Paul the other day. he said "what's on your mind son", I said, "I ain't seen ya around much lately where ya been". "Oh I've been here and there just about everywhere, I've been up and down even all around, but lately I've been out to lunch". i said "well whats on your mind Paul". he said "you know god sent ya down the rules, and had my brothers write the rule book, and even sent his only son, But all you want to do is pick at each other, for this and that, so were just tired of you bunch, so wee decided to join god, now were all out to lunch".

I Woke Up Today

I Woke up today, got something to say, there aint no way im throwing my pearls to swine.
I say it with a roar, not taking it no more,Im taking it to the Moon, And if that don’t Work I’m going to the sun.
And the Moon Rays said to me, I’ll shine on thee ,and after that I’ll take you to the sun.
And the Sun said To me, I’ll Let my Rays shine on thee, don’t throw your pearls to swine, and if that Happen I’ll take you to the Son of Man.
And the Son of the Man said to me, Have faith in thee, don’t throw you pearl to swine, If that happens I’ll take you to Son of god.
And the son of God said to me,You had faith in me, I’ll let the rays of Hope shine On thee, Don’t throw your pearls to swine, and when that happen I take you home with me.
So the story of man you see, Have faith in thee, don’t throw your pearl to swine, the sun and moon will shine, and after that, the Rays of hope will take you home .